Are you mad at me?? Why are you tormenting us with nasty April-ish weather in June?? Excuse me, but tornadoes and torrential rains are not supposed to be happening now. If you had a problem with the carpet in the basement, it would have been nicer to just let me know -- there was no need to rain so hard and so fast to cause water to come in and soak the basement twice in 4 days! Unfair!! The carpet's gone now . . . are you happy??
And hey, what's with the incredibly high humidity already? Is it because my hair looked fabulous last weekend at the wedding and now you're making sure it will never look like that again? Let's just try and get along, ok? Change that nasty forecast that calls for rain every single night for the next 7 days, and I'll quit saying that winter was miserable, spring lasted all of two days and now summer is not looking so promising. Can't we be friends?